Livre d'or des Chats Libres de Colomiers

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

Why don't you write books people can read?

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.